Sybian review?

topic posted Mon, November 17, 2003 - 6:23 AM by  Jaded
Somebody told me about the sybian machine. I found the web site and of course they say it is great. But, wow the $$. Anybody actually have one or know someone who does? Is it worth that kind of $$?
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  • Roy
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    Re: Sybian review (sorry, hearsay only)

    Mon, November 17, 2003 - 2:57 PM
    Hi Jessica,

    Although I don't own a Sybian, I've been following the machine for years on the Internet, and its reputation is as solid as ever. Your local adult video rental store should carry at least a couple of movies that feature the Sybian. A couple of Usenet newsgroups regularly carry video clips (usually stolen from of models riding the Sybian. If you haven't already, you might want to watch some of those videos to get an idea of its potential. In the hours of footage I've seen, it is entirely commonplace for a woman riding the Sybian to fire off one orgasm after another for as long as ten minutes straight, barely able to stagger back to her feet after begging the film crew to shut the damn thing off. Good work if you can get it, I guess.

    If you're a little more adventurous, it seems like you should be able to connect with someone who has a Sybian and take a test ride for yourself, since Sybian owners tend to be "swingers" who are fairly open with sharing their toys. Aside from all of the usual cautions about having sex with (or at least in front of) strangers, you should also consider buying your own Sybian dildo attachment, which will handle the comfort, fit, and hygiene aspects all at once. Or you could simply find a swingers' club in your area (DC?) that is equipped with a Sybian, and take along a date to watch you ride it.

    As for the price, I'd say you should consider it a long term investment, since they truly are built to last. Even if you have to finance it over three years, you're sure to get your money's worth out of it. In fact, you may end up using it more frequently over the years, especially if the Sybian's demonic abilities desensitize you to plain old human to human contact.

    Hope this helps,
    • Re: Sybian review (sorry, hearsay only)

      Fri, November 21, 2003 - 9:01 AM
      Ya know, the "desensitizing" thing is really a myth... people don't become desensitized by playing with sex toys, even the amazing sybian. It's a different sensation, for sure - but there is just no substitute for good ol human contact. So, fear not, fellas!
      • Re: Sybian review (sorry, hearsay only)

        Thu, November 27, 2003 - 3:21 PM
        > there is just no substitute for good ol human contact.

        can't help but agree, but..

        > the "desensitizing" thing is really a myth... people don't become desensitized by playing with sex toys, even the amazing sybian.

        I have known two women who swore that - speaking from their own experience - orgasming with only partner stimulation became more difficult after a lot of vibrator use.

        I first heard about Sybians years ago, from a friend who works in the industry, who said that she was hesitant to try them, becuase several of her friends told her that the orgasms were so mind-blowing that sex with their partners really did suffer afterwards. I don't know, thats just what she said.
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    Re: Sybian review?

    Mon, November 17, 2003 - 9:13 PM
    I won a ride on a symbian in an auction for a burning man camp and am slated to claim my ride this week. I will write up a full review, only if you design a set of criteria for me to rate.

    • Roy
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      Re: Sybian review?

      Mon, November 17, 2003 - 9:56 PM
      Be careful, a ride on a Symbian may not be very enjoyable, since it is a cell phone operating system. However, if you do end up riding a Sybian, be sure to drink plenty of fluids ahead of time, and videotape your encounter, if only so you have something to refer to when you're writing your review.

    • Re: Sybian review?

      Tue, November 18, 2003 - 2:09 PM
      Thanks to Roy for the response and thanks ahead for test-rider Jennifer. I don't know if I trust the adult video review of the device -- they are actresses aren't they -- well maybe not good actresses -- but they might appear to enjoy it more than they really did?

      Jennifer, what kind of rating criteria you thinking? A 5 point scale of dud to "who needs a man?" Items to score might be Thrust, Vibration, control range, ease of attachments, maybe rate attachments (maybe you won't get to try more than one). I don't know, just blabbering. Seems to me it is a subjective thing. But, would love to hear how it worked, how many times it "worked" And, basically if after trying it, you just want to rush out to buy one.
    • Re: Sybian review?

      Fri, November 21, 2003 - 9:04 AM
      Wow! I'm looking forward to your review.

      How about:
      Comfort/ease of use
      Controls - was it easy to get it to do what you wanted?
      Did it feel good?
      Did you wish you could take it home?
      Anything you would change about it?

      Have fun! Don't forget to report back!
  • Re: Sybian review?

    Fri, November 21, 2003 - 3:10 PM
    Okay, so last year a week before Christmas my friend Audrey calls me up and says, "are you santa?" i asked what she was talking about, and she told me somebody had sent her a sybian that was a gift for her and our community. we racked our brains for weeks trying to figure out who had sent it. turns out it was a sweet little computer geek boy. ;)

    the sybian has made its rounds through our community of women. i've been lucky enough to have it at my house for a couple weeks at a time. ;) it's pretty damn groovy, though i must say i've gotten better orgasms with my dildo. still, i have horrific wrist problems (manual masturbation is pretty labor intensive for me), and so it's definitely is easier on my body.

    for myself personally, i found that the rotation wasn't enough, even with rocking back and forth. the vibration is way intense -- about 1/4 of the way up is equvalent to the hitachi magic wand, which is pretty powerful. so it doesn't really give me exactly what i need. i can see how it would be rocking if you could have multiple orgasms with it.

    if you get together with 51 of your girlfriends, and everybody pitches in $25-30, you too could have a community sybian. each of you could have it for one week out of the year, and it's always fun to bring to parties. ;)

    is it worth it? hmmm, i can't really say. but i've definitely contemplated buying one with my christmas bonus money a time or two. ;) it's an amazing machine.
  • Re: Sybian review?

    Fri, September 30, 2005 - 12:00 AM
    --Yeah, and it's just a wiggly vibrator, yes? Wait 'til I get the Mark 3 Wankamatic working, bwahaha! :-)
    • Re: Sybian review?

      Tue, October 11, 2005 - 3:22 PM
      I bought one a few weeks ago for a few of my women friends and we've been having an absolute blast! Sorry, I just joined this tribe, so HI! I've never seen a woman come so hard fo so long in my life. It seems to seriously add to her experience if you sit behind and massage her sensuously while she rides. I'm sure there's plenty of other positions, but gimme a break, I jusy got it. Best $1374 I've ever spent in my life. If there are any other women in the bay area who'd like to check one out before buying, You can talk to me and I'll put you in touch with one of my friends who've ridden mine. You're also more than welcom to try it yourself. What a great tribe! Finally, people who've at least heard of the sybian!

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