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hi

2010-01-01T12:10:27Z

i wait for you

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Hitachi Magic Wand question

2009-12-22T06:15:34Z

Okay an odd question here but I purchased a Hitachi magic wand for a surprise for my wife, and I'm wondering on others experiences with one of these? Also how have you used this and what attachments you've used or just used it alone? Also has anyone used the love chair with it, I'm wondering if that would be like having a Sybian, just way less expensive?

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Looking to Purchase a Fuck Machine? Check this out!!

2009-12-19T17:38:50Z

I own one . . . AND LOVE IT!!!

www.Wank-Mart.com

www.wank-mart.com/detail/Ca...-white.htm

www.wank-mart.com/detail/Ca...-black.htm

And they are VERY reasonably priced!!! You would pay almost double anywhere else.

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fucking machine

2009-12-19T05:25:45Z

I would luv to try one of those fucking machines with my nipples clamps on and someone pulling them hard at the same time

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Any Males Ever Try Machines?

2009-12-19T05:11:22Z

My gf had a loaner for the weekend and locked the toy on so I was fucked non-stop.... was great.... gonna do it for her small female party.. cant wait

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Looking to use a fucking machine in SF (photoshoot & video with crew)

2009-12-08T18:58:50Z

Hi there,

I work with friends to create an erotic website and I recently got my second taste of a fucking machine through our shoots.

Now, I am getting involved in more of the design, directing and shooting process behind-the-scenes, including staging my own shoots... and I want to ride another device! :-)

At this time, we cannot offer any money, but you are welcome to copies of the finished result (bondage-intense, explicit, stills and video). I have access to a photographer, a videographer and a studio space, as well as all pertinent and intense equipment... EXCEPT the fucking machine. Can you help us fill in the technological gap?

Especially interested in unique gadgets but longing for whatever's out there!

Cheerfully,
- Alice

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Dildo recommendation

2009-12-07T07:27:15Z

Anyone have a dildo recommendation for a fucking machine? I'm ready to build one to give my arse a workout. Also, anyone have good plans or design recommendations?

Thanks,

iBorg

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Obama and Palin dick around on TV, while fate decides which planes will CRASH!!!

2009-11-23T05:38:06Z

FBI Director Mueller fabricated three sets of evidence AND DESTROYED EACH, IN TURN, including trial exhibits for CR98-0087 Larson, in the course of tainting the entire world, by his USA misconduct, in San Francisco, right before his appointment, to Director of the FBI.

Why does tainted Mueller get to remain, where bills of attainder caused the FBI to refuse to report discovery of 911 terrorists, in the USA?

The attack went down because the NSA and CIA actually prevented the FBI from reporting, TO ITS OWN SUPERIORS, presence of terrorists, in the USA, which participated in the air attacks, 9/11/2001.

Pigs riot and incite. Obama has caused police to shoot blacks, INCLUDING OSCAR GRANT, III, and Lovelle Mixon to shoot five OPD, four to death, one critically wounded, while he was blasted, but OPD and BART and John Burris all blew me off and hung up.

BART PD Chief Gary Gee is resigning, wouldn't you know! Why does Oakland PD get to hang up on me, did they hire LEVI JOHNSTON, as Chief? YOU DO NOT GET TO HIRE OUT-OF-STATERS, to come into California and riot, San Francisco and Oakland! Are you all Sallies?

Sally the Pig is a media Suicide Girl, chasing Levi Johnston, in error.

What a pig, is the fabulous SARAH PALIN! She is flopping all over Levi Johnston's brief play, in the lower 48, which will end, now, if Levi is at all smart and informed, about riot and interstate nuisance and conspiracy, deeper, than creeps who say, "nukuler," and cannot conceive of how BOTH the costs and persons are corrupted, there.

No design will overshadow the corruption of BOTH tainted funds and persons, and of their illegal agendas, to cross-contaminate. NO good design will be effected, under the circumstances of fraud, which complicate business, fatally.

If you previously LOST a bush-pilot election, where all the crashers tried to lose to Joe Plumber, and Granny Maddie calls the winner a Kenyan and he loses Prop.8 in Cali and Janet's Arizona, for letting Joe stay on for half an hour, Debate III, you LOST, in order to save your own, miserable, stupid LIVES.

Bush pilots DIE, poorly informed flappers.

They DIE. In choppers, in single-engine prop planes. They DIE, dead as can be.

When the BRATS had their TITS twisted by Saladin, and so they were sent back to BRITAIN, they left their offal, in Jerusalem, called a hot, new word, since from their Pope's SHIT FOR BRAINS, they could get God to tell them, they had a couple of things to do, before they could stay, in Jerusalem, next in the Victorian Crusade, 1882: invade Beijing, through Shiites in Iran.

Fart hard for bon Jovi, on Texas-TV! Blast the Prezzie's balls, out of his perple undies, with awesome, concentrated gas!

Sally's alley is all browned out. Go home, fool! Bush pilots were born, to lose control, and they will. At war, THEY CRASH, HARD.

Perhaps you have all heard, of the famous JOHN McCAIN, or even of his fine years in North Viet Namese custody, for repeatedly bombing the Hanoi Power Station, in a lousy Skyhawk, which cannot keep doing that sort of dirt, without a SAM of some kind getting Johnny down.

747 coming out of the sky, gonna take you sky-high-airhead-airliners, down to Memphis, on a midnight special ride! Got Burt Sugarman?

You can see Russia, haha about Levi's tricking Playgirl, I can see meatwads, plural, playing U2 sedition into 2011 disasters, foretold!

When you are trying to crash, DO NOT KEEP BUZZING THE AIRHEAD-STRIPSHOW, or you are GOING TO CRASH.

So you won't get health care, from already doomed Obama, but tards, you let the deregulated power deals corrupt big construction, SO WHAT PART OF NUKES OR OIL CAN STUPID SALLY FUND, when the Chinese are about to sue her for being a cowgirl, who shoots mooses and pretends they are some sort of native, if she gets to?

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Welcome to my creation...FM!

2009-07-25T02:30:35Z

My husband and I have created a fucking machine, go to Zoig.com, under Divad to check it out, pictures and videos on this site to see.

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Sybian???

2009-04-25T13:54:36Z

OK I am sure someone has an opinion on Sybian. Is it really all that their ads claim? Any women out there that think they get $1200 pleasure from it. Been thinking of getting one for my wife, but scares me to spend that much money without any opinions from real people.

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FEM PEGGING MALE

2009-04-23T06:35:50Z

any real girls into pegging real men?

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nempho

2009-03-12T21:43:30Z

im a nempho and no one has been able to give me enough so i look tored other things

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First Time

2008-12-24T10:55:14Z

What advice would you give for a first time user? I'm male and intend to use the machine I built for anal sex.

Thanks,

Mike

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Orgasmateria Raffle for Hitachi Magic Wand!

2008-07-01T04:02:58Z

Want to support the Orgasmateria Pleasure lab, but not quite ready to show up at a clothing-optional fundraising orgy? Well this year, we have a way you can help the Orgasmateria get to Burning Man without having to get all naked and sticky.

We're holding a raffle and you can enter online! For a $5 donation, your name is entered in our drawing for a brand new Hitachi Magic Wand -- The Cadillac of Vibrators!

You can enter the raffle online using the paypal button at:
http://www.orgasmateria.com

Multiple purchases will be represented in the drawing, so each ticket you buy increases your chances to win! The winner will be contacted for a mailing address.

And it's all for a good cause! Your contribution will help pay for workshop supplies, giftable safe-sex packs and power for our Vibrating Mechanical Bull ride, not to mention help us ship all our orgasmaterials from NYC out to the Nevada desert for Burning Man.

Viva la Orgasmateria!
TkB
http://orgasmateria.tribe.net/

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Remotely controlled fucking machines

2008-06-11T21:45:47Z

Dear all,

I came across this site whilst looking for remotely, i.e., via internet, controlled fucking machines. As a users' forum there is bound to be someone who knows what types, if any, are available. I'd appreciate your comments and experiences.

Warm wishes,

justin

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Man's Creativity...

2008-05-24T22:15:56Z

(Please visit my gallery for a glimpse of the photo that inspired this story. Enjoy)

The sun warmed Angela’s bare shoulders. The light blue sun dress hugged her body and then spilled over her hips to swirl freely around her legs. In her hand she held a pair of white sandals, bare toes caressed the thick grass as she wandered thru the grounds of the old museum. The main exhibits had been captivating but didn’t hold her attention for long. She had read that the property had once belonged to an aristocratic family with a penchant for deviant behavior. It was the lure of that reputation that had brought her out into the country for a tour of the estate. However, her erotic nature had been disappointed so far and in an attempt to find a hint of the sordid past of legend, she decided to strike out on her own.

As she wandered around the side of the main structure, the trees grew thick and the ivy on the side of the building completely concealed the brick wall. If the sun hadn’t been so brilliant she would surely have missed the small wooden door nearly concealed by the overgrowth. Did she dare venture inside? Slipping her shoes back on, she stepped thru the vines covering the stone path to the portal and turned the doorknob. Relieved when it opened easily she was amazed to find the room well maintained, though dimly lit. Actually the lighting had a faint hint of red, creating an erotic mood. Angela’s heart beat wildly as she sensed she had found what she had been looking for.

She marveled at the detailed sketches hung about the walls, chronically every conceivable position and deviation she had ever heard of. As she wandered into a room further inside the structure, she found sculptures depicting the same scenes she had admired in the sketches. As she studied a particularly erotic piece, she reached out and slid her warm hand down the length of the mans back and over the perfectly formed globes of his ass. Then she wrapped her fingers around his cool marble cock and a rush of heat spread thru her. She pulled her hand away as if burned and turned to leave. Then she noticed yet another very narrow door in a darkened corner of the room.

Quietly she approached the door and turned the knob. The room’s lighting was even dimmer and it took a moment for her eyes to adjust to the lighting. When her vision began to clear she realized the room was filled with pieces of furniture, very plain and unadorned. She walked over to a chair and realized it’s purpose. For, rising from the center of the seat of this plain wooden chair was a large carved penis. She stood, mesmerized, her lovely mouth slightly open and her heart momentarily stilled as the reality of what she was seeing dawned upon her.

At that moment the door opened and a couple quietly stepped inside. She wanted to leave but simply moved to the next exhibit with all the calm sophistication she could muster. Then she began to really look at the contraption before her and felt her face heat as a blush covered her entire body. The seesaw displayed was certainly not a child’s toy for there was a hole in the seat at each end, and rising below each hole was a penis carved from wood. As her mind slipped around the idea of this old world fucking machine, she realized her panties were damp as were her thighs. The beat of her heart was rampant and she couldn’t seem to breath.

She had forgotten the couple until he spoke to her, his mouth very near Angela’s ear. What he said caused her eyes to slide closed and her knees to weaken. “I couldn’t possibly, Sir.” she replied. His low voice rumbled in the small room, “But she will be so very disappointed. Won’t you please reconsider?” As he spoke the other woman stepped over the velvet rope and ripped a foil packet open with her teeth, rolling a condom over one of the wooden penises. Her friendly smile was reassuring, but there was simply no way on earth Angela could be this brazen with strangers. Yet, when he stepped over the velvet rope, ripped a foil packet and applied a condom to the other penis she realized she was going to do this.

His woman stepped up onto the platform, slid her mini skirt up her thighs and straddled the seat, but remained standing. Angela noted the woman wasn’t wearing panties. The stranger reached out his hand to Angela and she took it then stepped over the velvet rope. “Raise your dress.” He stated, and she froze. As he knelt beside her, she remained still until he lifted his eyes to hers and the command was clear. Angela lifted her dress and he slid his hands up her legs, caught her panties in his fingers and slid them down to her ankles. She stepped out of them and up onto the platform. Angela straddled the seat and looked up into the deep green eyes of the other woman, who said, “I think it should be very slow at first, don’t you?” Angela nodded in agreement.

When the woman lowered her weight slightly the wooden seat rose between Angela’s legs and the woman gasped. “Mmm that feels so good, but it’s really big. Are you ready to try?” Without waiting for Angela’s reply, the woman began to rise and Angela’s wet pussy lowered over the wide head of the wooden penis. It pressed against her but didn’t go in. When she winced, the woman began to lower her body again. She seemed to have no problem with the size of the structure but it was simply too large for Angela’s body. Then she felt her dress loosen as the man lowered the zipper. Before she could protest, his fingers were teasing her sensitive nipples. Angela gasped and then groaned as he tugged at her hard pebbles. She didn’t notice when her end of the seesaw began to lower but when the wooden cock pressed against her opening this time it eased inside.

The women continued to tease each other like this for a time until the man took control. He grasped the wooden edge of Angela’s seat and began raising and lowering it higher, lower, faster, harder. Then he would raise it a bit and lower it again, suddenly. Angela began to feel the heat of an approaching orgasm spread up her body. The woman cursed as she also began to near climax. Soon they were both screaming, bodies clutching at the unyielding appendages as they lost control and gave into the pleasure of man’s creativity.

That night, when the janitor entered the hidden playroom, he immediately smelled the sweet odor of female pleasure. He stepped over the velvet rope, lower one end of the seesaw and bent to breath deeply. Yes, it was unmistakable. The sweet nectar of a woman’s essence. He shook his head and grinned. He had been cleaning and polishing this particular toy for decades. It had brought countless ladies, some finer than others, great pleasure. He turned and lifted his eyes to the small camera high in the corner of the room. A knowing grin lifted one edge of the old mans lips and he went about his business.

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Enjoyed watching these

2008-05-23T22:07:15Z

Thought I'd share:

http://www.redtube.com/6678

http://www.redtube.com/1267

and

http://www.redtube.com/2359

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I have a sybian, I'm seeking a female to ride it while I....

2007-09-23T17:47:20Z

Hello

I'm in the San Francisco bay area, I have a Sybian. I'm seeking an interested female to come and ride it while I stroke my cock, perhaps more if we click.

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Finding dual penetration machine and parts.

2007-09-23T04:05:03Z

Allen, I'm directing this to you because you appear very knowledgable about eqpt. Found Buttmachineboys.com but can't contact them to ask. They list machines but don't sell them. They advertise an "intruder" and found an "invader" that I think is the same so going to buy it. They also show a double penetration "twinserter" but cannot find it anywhere on the web. See pictures of it but not for sale anywhere. In buttmachineboys the machines are usually mounted on an sturdy adjustable silver metal tube frame that I also can't find anywhere. There is also one more piece that shows up if you look carefully, it looks like a metal donut that slips down over a standard dildo and it looks like it clamps or screws over the standard mounting bracket to mount the non-vac-u-tec dildos securely on the end of the moving arm without using the velcro straps to hold it in place. Hope my descriptions are understandable. Could you or anyone with more knowledge and experience about this epuipment help me. I'm very excited about finding these sites and looking forward to a whole new adventure...isobearz

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sybian inner workings

2007-05-13T15:07:07Z

I'm thinking about rebuilding one of my machines and adding vibration/stirring to the penetration. Looked at the pictures on the sybian site of the unit with out the cover. Are there better pictures showing the workings of the mechanism on the internet?

Steffan

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vaccum or suction equiptment

2007-03-22T17:44:46Z

anyone know of a source...for female suction equipment... have a lady very interested and cant find any...

X

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Rocking Horse

2007-01-12T04:58:37Z

this is a rapid share file........ it's simple to use

http://rapidshare.com/files/11280497/RockingHorse.wmv.html

Click the above link......
It will open the Rapidshare page
Click the "free" box at the bottom of the page
a count down timer will count down time until it releases a code window
type in the code that shows on your screen and then download the file onto your drive

Then enjoy the video file...........

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A new hanky panky

2007-01-03T07:30:15Z

Okay, admittedly a little off topic, but absolutely hilarious.

http://rapidshare.com/files/9984071/MagicStrip.wmv

Enjoy

Serguei

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Does anyone know about this toy or has anyone tried it?

2006-11-21T21:11:53Z

http://www.toysinmotion.com/fhome2.htm

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Patent 6,368,268

2006-10-28T19:45:54Z

Does anybody know anything about 6,368,268? The claims read

1) A device that shows images and simulataneously drives a stimulator (nominally sexual by the specification, but implicitly broader by dependent claim 6, specifying that the stimulation device have at least a sexual function)

8) A remote control stimulator with a hand-held controller

17) two intereconnected stimulation devices, though I find the wording obtuse.

25) An automated system driving a simultaneous image display and stimulator

38) A computer controlled stimulator

39) A remotely controlled stimulator with video

40) A stimulator connected to a server (as in an internet feed).

None of these ideas were even vaguely novel in 1998. Mondo 2000 had a comprehensive issue on teledildonics in 1991 or so and by 1998 products embodying many of them were on the market, though maybe not yet in Joplin MO and Lubbock TX. Is there any history on this? Maybe EFF should add it to the list for patent busting http://www.eff.org/patent/

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Amplifiers

2006-10-18T16:40:51Z

Anyone know of a good source for such valuable components as:
PWM signal generators
H-Bridge/PWM/or DC amplifiers

Motors are easy to find, sometimes even linear motors, but the other stuff... that can be a challenge. Is there some common piece of industrial equipment that has depreciated but was built with once-upon-a-time state of the art servo controllers?

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blueprints or "pre-owned" machines

2006-09-11T14:55:24Z

anyone have blueprints for building a fucking machine? or know of where "pre-owned" ones can be obtained?

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Curious about fucking machines in DFW area

2006-09-11T14:53:59Z

Howdy, does anyone know of any place in the Dallas/ Fort Worth area that sells fuck machines? Anyone own one in the area? I had no idea these things existed till recently! Wow!

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Twirling tongue toy

2006-09-09T03:30:24Z

Does anyone know where this amazing tongue toy comes from?

http://in-femdom.com/gallery024/02.wmv

http://in-femdom.com/gallery024/03.wmv

http://in-femdom.com/gallery024/femdom67.html

Small clips from femdom gallery site may not link from inside forum. Try the 3rd one and look for the white orb toy.

Newbie here. This board was suggested as a good bet for toy sources. Tried searching on the obvoius keywords and got no hits.

Thanks
Serguei

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New York City Machine

2006-08-28T18:23:38Z

I;m looking for a place in the nyc area that i can take my girlfriend too to watch her on a machine

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Kinky Karnival Needs Some Help...

2006-08-15T15:05:26Z

Some of you may or may not know that the Whippersnappers tribe is taking over the SF Citadel for a night and putting on a fundraiser event on July 22nd called Kinky Karnival. We are trying to raise some money so that we can start hosting some bigger and better events in the bay area to get the younger newbies into the kinky lifesylte in a safe and comfortable way. You can take a look at our flyer for a little more info at the below address:

http://members.darker-shades-of-reality.com/temperedinsanity//carnival1.jpg

So why should this matter on this Tribe? One of the "booths" i'd like to have at the Karnival is a "ride" of sorts and i thought a sybian or fucking machine would be a great addition to the event. Not to mention it's something sort of unusual and i think people would actually be willing to give more money to try it out. Trouble is finding one. I have one lead about a sybian that we'd have to rent for $50 but since we're trying to raise money not spend it...i thought i'd try posting on here to see if anyone had something similar that they might be willing to let us borrow for the night. If you create and sell fucking machines we're happy to have you demo your machines at our event and promote your services and let everyone know where the machine came from. And of course, you'd get in for free! So if anyone has any ideas of where i might be able to get a sybian or fucking machine, or is willing to donate your machine for a night, please let me know.
Thanks a bunch!

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any ladies pumped?

2006-07-19T17:53:53Z

i find this idea very interesting - how does it feel?

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sybian

2006-07-18T23:07:06Z

Anyone know where i can rent a sybian on short notice? Need it for this saturday. Thanks.

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Cushion Props for Better G Spot Reach?

2006-05-24T03:31:42Z

I recall seeing a link to order some angled cushions for better gspot access. Does anybody know the URL?

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Reminder: Sex Machines Event THIS FRIDAY May 19th at the CSC in SF

2006-05-16T15:59:31Z

Hi,

I just wanted to post a reminder about the sex machines book talk and play party (with machines) event that is happeningTHIS FRIDAY May 19th at the CSC. 7-10pm

Here are the details:
http://www.acteva.com/go/machines

You can get advanced tickets for $25 up until Thursday night at 11:30pm through this website. After that (like on the day of the show) you have to get them at the door for $40.

Looking forward to seeing you all there!

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Fucking machines on the Playa?

2006-05-03T21:16:57Z

--Would like to bring one to Burning Man but need to work out a few bazillion details. Has anyone else here ever done this?

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Any members in Vegas area!?

2006-05-01T17:40:47Z

Hello members! I'm curious about getting fucked by a machine. Any one in Vegas have one and maybe able to use it? Will be there over Memorial weekend.

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Sex Machines Slide Show & Book Event in SF

2006-04-06T23:40:07Z

There will be a Timothy Archibald "Sex Machines" book slide show & event coming up soon in downtown San Francisco at The Center For Sex & Culture.

The event will also feature the fine people of The Monkeyrocker - www.monkeyrocker.com

If you are interested please inbox me and I will get back to you as soon as I have all of the details!

Kind Regards,
Ruby
415-847-1993 Cell

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Say buh-bye to photos

2006-03-15T03:25:12Z

I have to remove the dirty pictures. I'll be taking them down tomorrow. So if you want to get any (not for resale), take 'em now. :)

Thanks!

Dawn the Mod.

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Sex Machines Event @ Books Inc in SF!

2006-02-03T08:30:27Z

Dear Everyone:
Please join us for the next reading and slideshow from the book
Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews!
If you missed the last one, this is your chance to check it out.
If you want to see it again...come on by...the events are always different and you never know who may show up...

February 2nd 2005 @ 7:30pm
Books Inc in the Castro
2275 Market Street
SF, CA. 415 864 6777

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Frankenwand

2005-12-28T20:19:04Z

Does anyone know where this handheld vibrating machine can be purchased? Picture in gallery.

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Tribe Status

2005-12-23T19:37:27Z

Okay. So I've just changed the main photo (thanks, Bob!). And I made us public again. I'm gonna just leave the dirty pics and folks are gonna have to work to express their offense by, 1) bothering to come here, 2) snooping around and looking long enough to get offended, and 3) flagging pics. So there. :)

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newbie to the tribe

2005-12-20T03:15:58Z

hey guys, new to the tribe and looking for fun... live in guerneville on the russian river in sonoma county... give a yell

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New meeting place.

2005-12-11T04:15:26Z

Due to the new Tribe.net band on mature subjects it looks like we may need to find a new place to discuss the topic of sex machines. Does anyone have any ideas? Looks like they're going to start shutting us down on Dec. 20th.

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Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews

2005-12-10T11:47:20Z

Hi All-
Just wanted to turn you on to the blog from my project and forthcoming book:

http://thesexmachinebook.blogspot.com/

The book is a series of photographs and interviews with Sex Machine inventors and users across the US...many of whom I met on this very Tribe!

Thank ya-

Timothy Archibald

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Fucking Machines (Type) Websites

2005-12-10T11:45:14Z

Just curious from a topic that was started in another thread...

Are any of the fucking machines (type) of sites actually owned and operated by women? (No jokes about Carol Bartz and a copy of MCAD, please. ;)

What would you say are the top sites (in the genre) right now in terms of traffic and revenue?

Do the website owners often try to "outdo" eachother by getting exclusive machines? Do they generally buy or rent the machines? Do they commission them to be custom built?

Is the community of builders pretty small or are all sorts of people getting into building them these days?

Kind Regards,
Ruby Tulips

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I invite you all to visit my new tribe...

2005-12-09T21:10:20Z

As far as tribe, I have no idea where I am going with it... but for now I am posting hundreds of images of some of my bonkum photography (which I love to shoot, who wouldn't), maybe it will turn into something interesting but at least I have started something... let me know what you think of the images... I will have hundreds more and maybe some other tidbits of juicyness... so if you have any suggestions please feel free to post 'em.

tribes.tribe.net/bonkum

http://losangeles.tribe.net/tribe/6c51c24c-17cb-47b2-bb58-fbd47e810993?backtrack=true

Bonkmaster
www.bonkum.com

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Introduction of an Inventor

2005-12-05T19:40:19Z

Hi all, I just stumbled across this tribe and am very excited about all the interest of a hobby that I have been working on for about seven years now. I have never tried to sell a sex machine, but I have created well over a hundred or so of them. I have experimented with all types from stroking, spinning, suction, high powered vibration and combinations of each. My new friend Timothy mentioned me in his new book (Sex Machines: Interviews & Photographs) as "Inventor Bob". We met a few years back through a discussion group that I moderated. I look forward to getting to know all of you and I am more then willing to help anyone with ideas and /or problem solving in regards to machines.

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Sex Machine Lecture and Slideshow December 8th

2005-12-03T12:53:11Z

For tribe members in SF:
Please join us for the Sex Machine slideshow and lecture on Thursday, December 8th 2005 at Modern Times Bookstore, 888 Valencia, SF, CA.
Copies of my book "Sex Machines : Photographs and Interviews " will be available, as well as snack, drinks, photographs, stories and all of that great stuff. The lectures have been a blast with lots of time for Q and A!

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An opportunity...

2005-11-30T23:36:01Z

Greetings, all. I'm new here, my name is Ozgood, and I'm a machinist and woodworker. Therein lies the opportunity.

I'm interested in developing one or more fucking machines, from initial concept to fab and testing. But most of the machines I see on FuckingMachines.com seem to me to be abject failures. When I see a woman using a machine, who must also use a vibrator to get off, it seems the machine is more for the visual titillation of the male audience and not so much for the sexual gratification of the woman...

Any ladies in this group who'd like to share their thoughts, experiences? Any interest in working with me to build and test a killer sex machine? If so, drop a line.

All the best,
Ozgood

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Gizmodo Interview

2005-11-22T19:42:47Z

Hi Tribe-
OK, last post from me, promise. Cool interview on inventors of all things sex here:
http://www.gizmodo.com/gadgets/columns/gizmodo-gallery-sex-machine-nsfw-136624.php

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Who has machines for sale???

2005-11-22T19:39:15Z

Hello folks... OK I am on a quest for machines. Whatcha got and how much????

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Sybian fun

2005-11-21T02:36:55Z

A real amateur sybian rider

http://tribes.tribe.net/sybian

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Sex Machine 4 Way

2005-11-18T16:37:11Z

Hi Everyone-
In case anyone is interested, you can read about the wonderfull evening we all shared at The Museum of Sex in NYC for the opening of the exhibit "Sex Machines: Photographs and Interviews". The evening ends with a 4 way at the Gershwin Hotel involving folks in this very tribe!
Read about it all in detail here:
http://processmediainc.com/process_blog/archives/2005/11/east_coast_blog_1.php

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Boingboing on Sex Machines

2005-11-17T22:38:26Z

http://www.boingboing.net/2005/11/16/the_sex_machines_nex.html

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Weimar Berlin Sex Machine

2005-11-15T01:16:11Z

I can't believe Suzy didn't mention this!

Here's a link to the review of her DVD, including scenes where Dr. Magnus Hirschfeld's Female Masturbation Machine is put to use!

http://www.sex-kitten.net/2453675105652.html

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Sybian review?

2005-10-11T22:22:42Z

Somebody told me about the sybian machine. I found the web site and of course they say it is great. But, wow the $$. Anybody actually have one or know someone who does? Is it worth that kind of $$?

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sex toys

2005-09-24T14:47:46Z

Hi peeps
was wondering if anyone of u wud be interested in buyng sext toys on line ( lol am a on line affiliate) and if some of u wud be interestedin making money by promoting sex toys thru ur web page/sites

if so ..
pls do contact me
orgasmicaa@gmail.com

live love laugh

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profile

2005-09-24T00:54:55Z

Here's my profile www.myspace.com/yourprodigalson for anyone interested.
Hit me back at my tribe address please

Someone teach me - Dallas style

What's the kinkiest place you've done it?

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Britain to ban porn of 'extreme' nature

2005-09-22T04:39:21Z

Another reason why I love America so much that I want to fuck it:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1755958,00.html

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Curious guy wants to try machine

2005-09-16T03:16:39Z

I have seen the videos and am extremly curious what it would be like as a guy to be fucked by a machine. I really want to try it. Any one in the bay area got one, interested in letting me try it?

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main photo

2005-09-01T16:30:51Z

Can someone tell me what the machine in our (current) main photo is? I saw it in action at a sex party last weekend, and I *must* try it for myself!

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Invite from Secret magazine

2005-09-01T14:22:59Z

Hey all,

Just launched our new portal site.

If you are a model, photographer, stylist, makeup artists or anything to do with fetish photography & fine art, you will want to check us out.

FREE membership....

Post your images to our galleries & get published in SECRET magazine.

Join our forums & bump elbows with the top models & photographers in the world.

Get & give advice on how to's.........

Come by & check us out!

http://group.secretmag.com

Lochai

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--Wankamatic going to the Playa

2005-07-22T19:45:31Z

--Ahoy all gorgeous female volunteers! I'll be bringing my mark II Wankamatic to the Playa for a little R&D. If you'd like to try it out, drop by my RV at Burning Silicon Camp.

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Special toys built here

2005-07-22T18:11:21Z

Hey strangers!
I go by the name Phoenix Blaze. I am a retired sideshow sword swallower and fire eater who now builds special stuff for special people.

I am currently based in Las Vegas and I do custom metal, suspension rack, strap, scene, water and costume work. I am currently running off a bunch of really nice stainless steel bras that are going for only $50.00 average on E-Bay. If the link doesn't work search E-Bay for the username Mnkeeboy.
http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQsassZmnkeeboyQQhtZ-1

There's pics of some of my stuff in my photo album and more on my website.
I've done Battlebots, Robotica and even Robot wars in London. I've done the show Monster Garage 3 times. I have enough electric and pneumatic experiance to build almost anything and do it with flair.

Just wanted to introduce myself in case anybody needs anything built on the QT. I work discreetly, I can do full room installations and I'll forget I ever knew you the next day.
I'll hang around and answer questions if anyone has any.

Have fun and play safe!
Phoenix

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Teledildonics @ Dorkbot This Month

2005-06-29T01:44:45Z

Violet Blue - Teledildonics Now (with LIVE DEMONSTRATION!)
"Teledildonics" refers to sexual encounters via a web interface; the term has become a catchall for anything from virtual reality suits to remote-controlled vibrators. Despite numerous attempts including wetsuits and suction cups, mysterious black boxes and hundreds of thousands of dollars, even the most notorious gold diggers in the sex/tech field can't get the masses to jack in and jack off -- until recently. Author Violet Blue has been following the ebb and flow of interest and innovation in the field of teledildonics for several years, and tonight she'll present an updated history filled with irony, fascination, humor, terror and dismay. There will be an interactive lecture with visuals, hands-on demonstrations, and audience members will be able to "drive" The Thrillhammer machine currently housed in New York's Museum of Sex, and watch the results via live webcam. This presentation is adults only. Visit The Thrillhammer at www.thrillhammer.com/tour/.
tinynibbles.com

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Hot!

2005-04-27T18:31:31Z

Not viewable at "the office":

http://www.screamingsybian.com/oxanna/oxanna04.html

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May i invite you to join a new tribe?

2005-01-29T05:28:35Z

Plus the red rubber bag might qualify as a fucking machine, although it's a pretty low-tech device LOL

i created a new tribe called "Anything enema". The name tells it all: the tribe revolves around bags and nozzles, fluids and ass, filling and holding, and expelling. (But no shit please!!!)

Public URL: anythingenema.tribe.net

zibeline

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on tv

2005-01-24T13:52:27Z

"r69l sex"

Real Sex on HBO, there's a whole segment. might have been 9/1, only good if it's on your tivo.

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hey guys

2004-12-24T18:31:08Z

looking for info on building a good fuck machine

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20/m/ca bay area

2004-12-09T06:43:50Z

looking for fun

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New collar!!! My main pic!!What do you think?

2004-12-02T18:18:33Z

This is my new design. I am also working on "flame" and "Buzzsaw" designs. Look on my profile for another pic.

Magnus

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Models ?

2004-11-02T19:53:43Z

I've seen the Fucking machine sites for both men and woman.

Anyone knows how to model for the company - I am a guy and would love to experiebnce it all for the camera.

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Hey ladies! What do you think of my machine?

2004-11-02T18:59:09Z

I designed it myself. I really built it, it REALLY works!

I can't wait to build the second one. (mwaaaahaa haa)

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finished...i call it "holy fuck"

2004-09-17T20:40:30Z

well it's mechanically finished although i'm still working on it's cosmetics. the speed is fully adjustable and the stroke length is variable from 2" all the way to 7" if you so desire. the hardest part by far was building the little coffin shaped box. total cost was around $300 for all new components. the first link is just a picture and the second link shows it in motion.

http://hometown.aol.com/reticentboi/myhomepage/holyfuck.jpg

http://hometown.aol.com/reticentboi/myhomepage/motion.mov

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nina vs. the sybian

2004-09-14T17:06:54Z

Nina Hartley blogs about a porn orgy with a Sybian...

http://www.nina.com/blog/article_2004_07_19_4936.html

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Need help finding a motor...

2004-09-08T01:10:07Z

I've been all over Portland trying to find an acceptable motor, but to no luck. The only one I found which would have been perfect would have to be ordered and cost about $250.00

I've built one machine already using a high speed low torque motor, but even with an enormous gear reduction it is still under powered.

The motor I'm searching for is roughly 1/4HP with a right angle drive and turns at +/-200RPM. Preferably DC so I can use the cost effective speed control although I could settle for AC.

Also... noone knows what I'm talking about when I ask if they sell rodend bearings. Is there some place that might be local to me that would carry common fucking machine parts?

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I want one!!!!!

2004-08-02T19:23:33Z

I want one of those chairs. I'm not sure where I'd put it when guests come over. Maybe I could disguise it as a coat rack :)

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Funny Sex Machine Video Request

2004-07-27T02:08:13Z

I got a message to post more pictures of my machines and perhaps a video... Here's the video...

This girl came to a party that we participated in down in Florida called Pornopalooza. Scared the hell out of us!

www.thethrillhammer.com/thescreamer.wmv

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How can I find out more about FUCKING MACHINE Porn companies?

2004-07-26T20:59:50Z

Hi, I've been having more and more fantasies about these fucking machines. I'm interested in finding some cool sites of companies that are locally based (in San Francisco Bay Area) that I could contact and maybe visit (for reasons I will only disclose to those who send me a personal message). Anyone have any ideas? Please share websites that you know about... Thanks, James

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mechanics of a fuck doll

2004-07-06T07:53:56Z

This RealDoll competitor "Superbabe 2000" has an interesting feature on their (hideous) website: they show the step-by step process of the makings of these dolls. Steel skeleton, all of it, very fascinating, especially to robiticist hobbyists like me. Here is the link:

http://www.superbabe2000.com/frame1.html

The site utilises frames, so you have to click on the link on the left, "Manufacturing."

The hilarious part (to me) is that they said they modeled their doll on Miss Nude World so as to have the "most realistic" body for their doll -- and her body is clearly manufactued by surgeons!

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Sex Machine Show...

2004-06-30T04:56:56Z

Hi All-
Actually, there is alot of Sex Machine stuff going on in the near future! The Museum of Sex in NYC is planning a sex machine exhibit, tenatively set for September 2004, including images from my current project. (http://www.timothyarchibald.com/themachineproject.html

Also, ESQUIRE Magazine of the UK has published a 5 page exerpt from my sex machine project, which focuses on the lovers and inventors of sex machines across America, mostly those met thru the forum on Peter and Tony's FuckingMachines.com website! It is out now in the UK, in the July 2004 issue.

AND>>>>>here in America, TEASE magazine is featuring the project as well. Available at Borders, Tower Records and the like.

Do visit the link to the project, and feel to reach out if you'd like to be a part of it!

Timothy Archibald

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Wow!

2004-06-25T21:14:13Z

So. I really haven't been moderating this tribe much lately. Here I am finally and, WOW!, look how many of us there are!

I'd like to take this opportunity to extend my appreciation to all of you who joined since the Tribe Mature Content details were hammered out and we were allowed to be public.

I recently had the very delicious opportunity to meet and chat with the person behind www.fuckingmachines.com. A very swell and impressive person who is actually a member of this tribe, last I checked.

I love the connection and collaboration opportunities present here. I encourage you to continue to mingle and share with each other. I can't wait to see what comes out of this co-creative opportunity.

Hmmm, perhaps a Fucking Machines show? Ruminate. Cogitate. Regurgitate.

xx,

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Machines

2004-06-10T18:07:09Z

Oh how nice it would be to find the people who have such toys of pleasure! Marie(***

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What a design problem!

2004-05-28T01:09:40Z

There's simple variation in most of the machines I've see, and that might be enough for many people to find their own particular groove but it really inspired me to do better. I wonder, with all the high tech devices, many subject to computer control, it seems very possible to design a vastly more versatile machine with a greater range of moment and pacing. But what would such a machine have to do?

First and foremost, for me, is for it to be under computer control in such a way that it can be directly programmed or programmed by example.

The actions have to be complete - variable depth, pacing and strength of thrust, on-the-fly adjustment of angle of penetration, accept a variety of attachments and be able to deliver lube continually, in programmed spurts, or climatically. It should be equally good at vaginal, anal and oral delivery.

The device would have to be good at the extremes - deep pounding without violence, and slow, tiny actions like teasing penetration or clit rubbing. Indeed, extra features to augment stroking penetration would be nice - something to tease both the clit and asshole, and perhaps a spanking device that could nicely slap that ass, a strap or paddle to warm it to a nice rosey color while taking a big one or even a good switch to lay down a nice criss-cross pattern that will keep the session alive hours later.

Again, the most important thing is that the variables be programable but modifiable in the course of a session. A control would guide action with a record feature so a program is generated for replay or modification. Dual control devices would allow the subject and a friend to play together, and the recording feature would allow the session to be repeated solo and modified.

Well, what pleasant research this would make.

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RAD! A tribe devoted to my profession!

2004-05-26T02:41:47Z

I saw a machine used on someone in a video back in 2000... it was the hottest thing I'd seen in ages. To my delight, fuckingmachine.com was available :) I'll try and get some pictures of some of the new machines we're building and post them here.

Cheers
Peter

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New Here-Teledildonic Inventor

2004-05-07T04:57:15Z

Well I finally accepted an invitation to join the tribe and lo and behold a tribe rightup my alley. I am the inventor of the world's first internet controlled sex machine-thethrillhammer.

Always up, never gets tired, come again.

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love machine?

2004-05-05T07:49:26Z

Anyone know anything about Topco's "Love Machine"? It's priced to sell (around $400) and looks interesting.

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non-motorized sex machine

2004-04-21T18:40:54Z

Hi Fellow Machinists-
Here is an interesting machine I came across during my research...it actually looks like something made with a woman's sensibility in mind, believe it or not! See it:
http://www.buyjoyrider.com.
Timothy Archibald

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Just opened a site.

2004-04-04T19:05:16Z

A new fucking machine site. Less bdsm and more pretty girls getting off using machines.

http://www.machinemaidens.com

Let us know what you think.

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Kinetic Art / Robotics class offered

2004-04-02T19:50:42Z

I have been teaching at SF State and really enjoy it, but alas Ahnold has cut state education budgets and my class fell by the way side.
I do love it though and teach one on one in my shop for $50.00 and hour.
Heres my curriculum
http://www.monkeyview.net/kal@seemen.org/sfsu_class/index.vhtml
Email me if you are interested
Tobor__@hotmail.com
We cover kinetics, electronics, pnumatics(air-cylinders), gear motors, theory, whatever you like!
go to my website to see some of the stuff I have built, http://www.seemen.org
Yours,
Kal

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Join New Tribe, comply 404

2004-04-01T19:30:40Z

Join New Tribe, comply 404
A tribe for people and robots who want to create a robot for fabulous sexcapades and sexnology. Please join,comply and tell me what your sex robots specs would be, who they would look like and why.
sexdroids.tribe.net

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Machines machines machines...

2004-03-24T20:50:10Z

Machines aren't an end all solution, but they sure can add some great fun to an adventurous relationship or to some solo sexual gratifcation rituals. LMAO.

The machine I work with is called the Erotichine. It's pnuematic and offers many advantages to the crude direct drive units out there. The company that builds the machine is involved in medical robotics so saftey is a huge concern to them hence the pnuematic operation. It is virtually impossible to hurt yourself with this machine. Unless you drop it on your foot you don't stand any risk of electrocution, impalement or fragmentation wounds from motors and gears blowing up due to excessive use ;-).

The machine accepts all the Doc Johnson Vacu Lock attachments and comes in a variety of configurations. Buy it from these guys: http://www.erotichine.com. See it in action here: http://www.machinemaidens.com (sorry this is not very mac friendly). I work on mac but there isn't a way to protect the content on the site that is nearly as safe as what windows has come up with.

The site splits profits with the models so it is imperative that the movies are protected to make sure that our investment is sheltered.

At any rate, I think the Erotichine is an amazing device and so do the girls that have used it. Obviously it is no replacement for a warm body that just happens to like you, but in a pinch it can help get you over the "hump" heh.. no pun intended.

carl

If you want to post some shots I've done let me know.

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My machines

2004-03-10T22:53:16Z

I was asked here about my machines so here is a quick overview:

Oh, now I have to think and then try to write;)

I think doing a Google on EROSTEK will answer your questions about all the advanced electronics better than I can. I copied my Fuckalls from the fuckingmachines.com site. Just got a decent reciporcating sawsall and removed the guard on it and added the dildo adpater that that site sold. Their product was not as versitle as I would liked, so I have to wrap it in vet tape to smooth it out and make it hold the cyber skin sleeve I made for it. It takes the steady hands of a filmmaker to wield it... good thing I have that;)

Once again do a google on the Venus2000. Same company that makes the Cybian. It is the ultimate cock sucking machine. I love the sound the special diaphram it has makes. I tried to copy it but they do have a unique diaphram that I was unable to replicate or find a substitute for.

One of the sexist moments I have had is when my hands and face are free to move about and embrace the face of my lover and whisper... "what a fine toy you are, my machines are fucking/sucking you so I can stare into your eyes, kiss or bite you anytime I want"

Let's here about others and their machines.

Warning: DO NOT come on to with a plea to do you, as a result of this post. You absoulutely have to engage my mind to get to anywhere with me.

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Ni-MH

2004-03-06T22:43:29Z

When it comes to fucking, it's nice to be able to go off the grid.

I've recelled a bunch of stuff with batteries from these folks:

http://www.batteryspace.com/

Good prices, good service, and they always seem to throw some free shit in with your order. Last time I got a pair of counterfit Bushnell compact binos.

HTH,

-T.C.

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Violet Blue invited me...

2004-03-04T12:57:50Z

I don't think she knew I have a sybian when she invited me. She knows now. So do you.

-T.C.

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My apologies

2004-02-29T22:39:07Z

So, now that anyone who has their account access set to 'Mature Content' may join, this tribe is able to be open. Since Tribe.net overroad by making it a private tribe, I thought they had changed it back for us. My apologies for not noticing and changing the access back to 'Open' sooner. I'm gonna craft an announcement listing about this tribe's existence soon so we can have some more folks come on over and specticipate in the discussion.

xx,

Miss Dawn

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A robotic supercock from electroactive polymers?

2004-02-27T23:39:30Z

In the field robotics research, many scientists are working on materials that could serve as robotic muscles in order to provide faster, stronger, and smoother movement. Electroactive polymers, discovered just a few years ago, look very promising for such an application, since they can flex or expand when electrical current is applied to them. A quick Google brings up several interesting projects, including a team that is working on a robotic arm, powered by EAP muscles, that can beat a human adult at arm wrestling.

If it ever becomes feasible to use EAP in sex toys, we may very well end up with a programmible dildo that can shrink, expand, or bend, based on changes in electrical current or polarity. One study showed how some EAPs could quickly expand to five times their original size, which, if applied to sex toys, could result in a dildo that inserts while small, but can grow to the size of a fist by just turning a knob.

Once you have a material that can strongly bend or thrust by applying the right amount of electricity, it dramatically changes the mechanical design of fucking machines. If the dildo is hammering away on its own, you can simply wear it like a regular dildo or butt plug, and you'd no longer need an engine (Sybian) or mechanical arm (Jetaime) to generate the motion. This means that you could wear it under clothes, like a normal dildo or butt plug, and receive the fucking of your life, even in public.

By placing several layers of EAP throughout the dildo and controlling them from a computer, you could program your dildo to throb wildly, slam back and forth, stretch deeper back, or bend forward to reach your G-spot or P-spot, or better yet, some combination of all of those things queued up in a sequence.

Before I had heard of EAP, I figured that such a device could only be possible with an amazingly complicated internal robotic skeleton, not unlike that of a snake. I envisioned a core of tiny cables that controlled each vertebrae joint running down its center core to an external control box that activated them in a programmable sequence to simulate throbbing, tapping, or rubbing. The big problem with this design is the jaw-dropping complexity of the mechanics involved, and the expense required to make that many precision parts, even out of cheaper varieties of plastic. The controls for such a device might look like the array of switches and levers used by special effects teams to control puppets in high-budget motion pictures.

Hopefully I've piqued your interest in EAP as an exciting possibility for the next generation of fucking machines for women and men. Next time you meet a robotics geek, please thank them for their excellent work.

Roy

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Mature Content Account Options

2004-02-15T21:06:00Z

Yay! Forward motion!

Tribe has made available Mature Content options for each of us. If you go to your account settings, you will see there are some options for you to select regarding being over 18 and being able to view mature content.

This means that those on Tribe.net who select these options will be able to view private tribes and request membership.

This means that we no longer have to rely on our respective personal networks to increase membership here.

Yay!

Thank you for your time.

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Sample Invite

2004-02-03T05:15:31Z

Hi Everyone!

Welcome to the new comers and thanks for accepting the invitation to join. I tried to invite everyone in my personal network (sorry to those of you who received more than one invite;). I also avoided inviting the kids (Hi Abs and Eva!). Membership has almost doubled in size. Yippee!

So.

Just so everyone knows and understands, the only way to get more members to join this Private Tribe is to invite them from our respective personal networks. Some of you may be concerned that this is not for all of your friends. And maybe you don't want to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities. I hear ya. That's why I have crafted the sample invitation below. Simply cut and paste it into that last part of the invitation page where it says you can write your own invite (I suggest pasting over the default text). Or write your own (you might wish to still include the letter from the Tribe.net Terms Of Use Guy.)

xx,

ds

~~~

Dear Friend:

I am inviting you to a Tribe which contains material that can only be viewed by those who are over 18 years old. Tribe.net has required that this Tribe be classified as a Private Tribe (see the following Terms Of Use letter*). Private Tribes may not be viewed in the Tribe.net interface by non-members of that Tribe. As a result, the only way to include new members is to invite them from existing members' personal networks. I hereby invite you to join the F*cking Machines Tribe.

If you find pornographic material to be offensive, please select 'decline' and accept my humble apologies.

If you are interested in the marriage of robotics and machines with sexual activity, please accept this invitation to share your interests and/or experiences with others like you.

Sincerely,

(**your name here**)

~~~

*I'm TOU Guy, and I work with Tribe.net to make this service easier and more fun to use for everyone.

I'm dropping you a line to let you know that we've made your Tribe, "F*cking Machines," Private because every photo in your Tribe gallery -- including the main image -- violates the Terms of Use policy you agreed to when you created your Tribe.net membership.

Sexually explicit images aren't permitted in photo galleries, and profanity in a Tribe title also violates our Terms of Use. Rather than remove your content altogether, we'd rather work with you to respect the sensibilities of the entire Tribe.net community. We want *everyone* to feel comfortable here.

We're working on new features that will let content creators identify their Tribes, Listings and Profiles as "adult content." These features will also permit other members to filter out this material, should they wish to do so. Until we have these tools in place, we're asking all Tribe moderators to adhere to the guidelines of our service.

If you have any questions about these policies, or if you'd like to help us develop these guidelines, please feel free to reply to this message.

Best,

-- TOU (Terms of Use) Guy

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